The Twain Brother

She kept chattering. She kept looking over at me. She knew I was pissed. She knew she had gotten me good with her fucking remark. I'm slowly starting to believe the woman is truly the devil. The can out smart us at any given day. Kill you in an instant. They are sweet and kind to your face, but a true rare breed of evil on the inside. The women that show it are the women that are not smart enough to hide it. The women that let go of all their rage and reveal it are the weak less intelligent ones.
But as I was sitting watching my television shows I couldn't let go of what she said. She won't even let it go. My mind is like a twig that you slowly snap. You can see it almost break, and when it does it has a loud crack and a slow tear away.
"I don't know why you just won't fucking do it." I don't remember ever saying anything to you, bitch. That came out in a form of an answer, and I really don't think I just asked you a fucking question. My head turned around "I'm sorry did I say something to you and not know it?"
She gave me the look of a unsure reasoning of why I would even come out with that.
"Oh, so now were are going to do this again?"
"Do what? You bitch up and down the street, and me sit here having to listen to your fucking mouth?"
"Don't do it, you're the one stirring it up."
"YOUR THE ONE WITH THE FUCKING PROBLEM, BITCH."
She looked at me in utter shock. I wasn't proud of it. The least I could have done was be more creative with it, other than use BITCH. God, such a boring word now I don't know why people still get shocked by that word.

"GO FUCK YOURSELF, MIKE. I have tried to put up with your shit and I can't take it anymore!"
"Oh really? Go pack your shit then. And I'm sure you'll be back within a fucking week since no one else is going to want to fuck your fat ass."

I say too many things, but I did agree with this. I didn't say it in order to be a low blow. But for Christ sakes she weighed 289. Thats just not healthy, and I am not good looking guy either. I'd need her back in a week so I could at least get laid.